Safety noise.
I heard this advert on the radio the other day. I'm quoting from memory so a word or two will be out of place, sure, but I swear this is accurate:Nnnnnnnnmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmnnnnmnnnnnnnnnnmnnnnnn...
This is the sound of a tattoo.
...nnnnnnnnmnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmnnnnnnnmnnmnnnnnnn.
[Silence]
This is the sound of another kind of skin art.
[Silence]
Skin cancer doesn't make a noise.
There was more, but I didn't hear it. Too busy shouting "What?"
The front page.